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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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— 7 hours ago with 135745 notes
the first three words you see are what you want in life

im-lower-than-atlantis:

I cant believe I got anal,booty and pokemon hahaha

bukakkemonogatari:

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Hot dick, Pokemon and hand jobs..

— 12 hours ago with 94229 notes
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via mylittlesonshines)

— 13 hours ago with 55118 notes
"Skipping one meal is not foundation,
faking a suicide attempt is not eyeshadow,
getting nervous and calling it anxiety is not eyeliner,
and being sad and calling it depression is not lipstick.
Mental illness is not makeup.
You cannot just put it on and take it off at will,
to make people look at you differently,
or treat you better.
And believe me,
if you could just put it on and take it off,
I’d be cleansing every last inch of my skin."
Pretending to Suffer isn’t Trendy (via mutilatedmemories)

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— 14 hours ago with 2872 notes